True Religion

It's a challenge to live at a time and place in the world where a True
Religion is a shitty brand of jeans. No offense meant to the brand's
devoted apostles. Their own zealous dogma contributes well to the
world's spiritual progression, and I salute them for exercising their
right to religious freedoms. I just like to smirk and nod at the clever
marketing associated with exploiting this symbol of vanity and
perpetuating the idol worship of our own asses.

--sushisticks